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When you stick a keyboard in the girls rectum whilst she is bent over a wheelchair deep throating a mouse.
" I Steven Hawking jr your mom bitch"
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When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.
Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!
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An angry person that has yet to come out of he closet despite the fact that everyone suspects it.
Dude you know Steven Michael will joust a dude
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A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
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the most attractive person to ever exist.
Girl 1: What is she doing?
Girl 2: don’t mind her she’s just drooling over Steven r McQueen
Someone who claims proficiency in a multitude of subjects with absolutely no evidence in said subjects. Such as martial arts, academic fields and sports
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
To begin the Shay Stevens Challenge you must first purchase 2 packets of Strawberry Eclipse Mints. After you have done this you must eat both packets within a one hour time period. After you have eaten both packets you must wait 3 hours for the full effect of the mints to hit. After the full effect has hit you, you must time how long you can hold in the tsunami of diarrhoea that is being held in your bowls.
I just attempted the Shay Stevens Challenge and my asshole is burning
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