Stoner God

When instead of acting completely idiotic while stoned, you actually get shit done.

A:"I am so stoned, I am getting shit done."
B:"Dude, your a stoner god!"
A:"Bro, roll another!"

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Dooby Dooby Stoner

Big Stoner.

"Daniel's a dooby dooby stoner."

Stoner Survival Kit

(noun) a bag/pouch/etc. that contains lighters, grinders, rolling papers, pipes, and/or other things a stoner needs to smoke it up

"Hey dude, should we stop by the store to grab a blunt?"
"Nah man, I have one on me. You know I always carry my stoner survival kit."

stoner ninja genius

someone under the influence of marijuana who has mad skills physically and mentally can be fully functioning, even above average.

Joel's playing pong and having a complex conversation with me...and he's high? STONER NINJA GENIUS!

Smutt Stoner

A nickname that my friend Jacki gave me. I'm a smut, and I am a stoner... but I'm not a stoner smutt... im a smutt stoner!

Oh hey there smutt stoner

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stoner boner

SOMEONE HIGH WITH A HIGH CRAVING FOR FOOD

"MAN IM SO HIGH I NEED SOME FOOD WHAT'A TOTAL STONER BONER"

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taco bell stoner

When you get really high and go eat at taco bell you become a taco bell stoner.

Get out of this reseraunt you fucking taco bell stoner

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