One-Stop Retard Chav

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

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two stops from dagenham

mad (colloquial, particularly in Essex)

because the station 2 stops from Dagenham is Barking.

Yeap, you've gone two stops from Dagenham!

Like mate stop procrastinating

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

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.exe has stopped working

Often used after a name when someone says/does something SUPER embarrassing or just SO STUPID you can't comprehend it.

Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.

human.exe has stopped working

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Don't Stop Me Now

A song by the most amazing band in the world, Queen. The song is so fucking upbeat and happy that i accredit it for single handedly pulling me out of a horrible depression. Why be all depressed for no reason when Freddy Mercury was DYING from AIDS (and still made a song as happy as this)? There's worse shit in the world than your own.

Emo Kid: My mommy doesn't love me, I'm going to go cut myself QQ

Me: FUCK OFF TWAT I'M LISTENING TO QUEEN, DON'T STOP ME NOW!!!

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stop posting about baller

STOP posting about BALLER, I'm tired of seeing it.

My friends on TikTok send me it. (BALLER)

On Discord it's fucking BALLER.

I was in Studio Origami, right? And all of the channels were just BALLER

I send super scupol art to my girlfriend- (ÆYOOO u ain't got no girlfriend stop the cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢)

Person number one: stop posting about baller
Person number two: ok

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door stop book

a non-fiction book that is so valuable , so insightful, that you use it as a door stop, intentionally deceiving your freiends from not boorowing it or "stealing " it.

The book is giving me incredible insight. I better use it as a door stop book. No one will think to look down there for this . Who-ha-ha!

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