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Jacob Sartorious

A kid I feel bad for. He gets so much hate but then he's got fucking emotional teens all over him. And he doesn't do anything to help himself. You can roast him so easy, overall a kid who needs a wake up call and some serious seclusion from fame

Jacob Sartorious is doing body rolls again.

by Ronaldo_the_fox June 13, 2017

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Karl Jacobs

The hottest man in the galaxy. Absolutely adorable in every single way. Best twitch streamer ever. He is the definition of POG. Karl can time travel. Karl is a king.

Karl is Poggers.
Mom my friends are bullying me. - Karl Jacobs
If you aren't Karl you suck!

by KarlJacobsofficalwife January 31, 2021

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Black

A werewolf in the crap Twilight. Synonyms: Pedophile

Ew, did you see that Jacob Black touch that little six year old?

by JUN LOVES YOU October 20, 2009

73πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube

This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.

by connordolan March 25, 2016

71πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent

Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius

by shirelove June 23, 2016

83πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorious

See Cancer for a more in-depth definition of "Jacob Sartorious"

"Jacob Sartorious is cringy"

by a_random_chicken October 19, 2016

21πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''

Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❀❀❀

by emthesmΓΈlchild July 1, 2016

70πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž