Sperm Bank

Facility where you are paid for your saved ejaculations!

“Louisiana Sperm Bank, You Squeeze, We Freeze It!”

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Banking slutters

A phrase that your Norwegian friend for e.g 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽𝔂🌸 used as a grammar mistake but your friend e.g Mycah found it funny because slutters sounds like sluts lol.

Det ringer inn og banking slutters. «Det er trygt nå» hvisker jeg til meg selv for å roe meg ned. Jeg åpner døra. Jeg skulle gå til klasserommet men jeg stoppet opp etter å ha gått bare en halv meter fra doen. Noen er bak meg. Jeg snur meg sakte og gruer meg til hvem jeg kommer til å se. Det er han. Jeg prøver å løpe til klasserommet for å få hjelp, men det er for sent. Han tar tak i meg og slo meg ut. Jeg skulle ønske jeg var våken til å si unnskyld til han. Jeg ville byttet plass med henne om jeg kunne. Jeg ville ha dødd for at hun skulle komme tilbake. Jeg skulle adri ha drept lillesøsteren hans.

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Slap bank

A fantasy saved in a gentleman's mind for future use when masturbating.

One girlfriend to another girlfriend on girls' night out:
"God, I love your tits!! They are so big and amazing!! They are totally saved in all of the husbands' slap banks."

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bank boyfriend

A boy you have no interest in but pretend to when you are short on money to get him to pay for those activities you can't afford.

"I don't have money to go to the concert Susan. Don't worry Dianne I'll get my bank boyfriend to take care of it."

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Job Bank

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.

Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!

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zoo banked

fucked up; high as fuck

nigga you zoo banked

yo me an my niggas finnin get zoo banked.

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bank manager

A clerk, usually dressed in smart clothing. They can be found in an office drinking tea and watching YouTube and often pretend they are hard at work. They attempt to come and go whenever they like and usually tell another member of staff to deal with a customer who is requiring some help and advice.

Most bank managers work Monday to Friday, 9:00am - 5:00pm in England, however most people know that they are not actually working, just playing on a computer.

Look! Did you see that guy in the uniform? He's totally a bank manager because he ignored me when I asked him why my credit card was being declined.

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