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The equivalent of the male friend-zone- only, for females.
Being mom-zoned is the difference of being asked for a sandwich as opposed to a sammich.
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A girl who acts like she loves her child and posts pictures like look at my cutie, she's my world. But is more interested in the next guy she can sleep with. Barely works and acts like she spoils her child but everyone knows her parents support that baby.
Nicole is such an Instagram mom I feel bad for her daughter
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a sandwich made with the bread no one wants, (i.e. the ends of the loaf, using two different kinds of bread,) which mom usually gets stuck eating
Jan: Mmm, I sure am enjoying this grilled chicken and pesto on ciabatta!
Sue: Just wait until you have kids... then you'll be stuck with mom sandwiches like me.
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Soccer moms usually are 40 year old ladys-- excuse me, whores who got knocked up by some douchebag. Most of the time they sign they're litle 12 year old kids to comunity center soccer legues, so they're rooms are filled with plastic trophies that kid doesn't care about. Soccer moms also have organizations that heavly support groups such as: RIAA, ESRB, Parental Advisory, Peta, Green-Peace and "WWF." Because of this support many things have been restricked from young audiences.
Soccer moms also drive shity SUV vehicles like Dodge Caravan's and Mercury, and what you will usually find in those cars are sports equipement, toys and other lame stuff.
If a poor child in Africa is starving to death blame it on the soccer mom down the street.
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two words that can answer any questions.
joe: hey!
bill: hey!
joe: how r u?
bill: ur mom knows how i am. . .
joe: can u stop?!
bill: ur mom wants to stop . . .
joe: do you hav herpes?
bill: ur mom has herpes . . .
joe: shut up!!!
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When a girl tells u what to do, ex: give me a cigarette, clean ur room, Were stayin home tonight.
She is very bossy. You have to learn to stay away from them, or kill every last one of them
Rosie: Hey guys u better sing happy birthday or ill kick ur ass and im not drunk.
Djay MPN: God that rosie is a "Mom bitch"
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