Retard mode

The mode in which an individual loses all abilities/senses and is completely lost with himself/herself. This may occur when one is so confused that they actually become mentally disabled. Another well known occurance is when one intakes two vape packs consecutively to the face.

Dave: yo man what you think about that shit?
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!

When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode

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social retard

One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.

My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15.

My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.

Social Retards!

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retard tamer

A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.

Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.

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Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.

Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..

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Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

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tactical retard

a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails

chris: frontal assault will work.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
steve: what a tactical retard

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Half-Retarded

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.

Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

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