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Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.
Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.
When you get set maths homework/work on mathswatch. You get so annoyed that you want to kys and can’t be asked to do it anymore.
“Did you do the homework fam?”
“Nah, the mathswatch depression kicked in”
When you get set maths homework on mathswatch and you get so mad and want to throw your device and can’t be asked if you’ve done the mathswatch work
“Hi bro did you do the Mathswatch homework?”
“Nah dude, that mathswatch depression kicked in”
When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone
In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression
The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.
Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.
Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.
Its when you watched the kiss between MIke and EL. You see the way he looks at her. You have watched stranger things over and over again. You are pissed because season 3 doesn't come out until 2019. You screenshot a billion pictures of mileven and have run out of storge. Side effects include crying, suicide, depression and death. You have OCD and a Finn obssesion. You are jealous of MIllie but love her at the same time. It is one of those few times that you ship JIllie so that Millie doesn't steal your man. Only 353 more days until season 3 comes out :).
Health Teacher: Are you okay? Me: NO I AM CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM MILEVEN DEPRESSION