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adj: Conformist, lame, not good or exciting
We went to the new bar but it was so straight even my granny would be bored
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Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.
Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!
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someone who would rather not get into a crowd of idiots that drink/smoke/have casual sex because everyone else is. see tool
tool - i'm not drunk or high, nothing is fun.
straight edge - ...
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1. when you beat someone really bad (if talking about sports has to be atleast a 20 point lead)
2. when you mad hungry and you just everything mad quick
1a. I straight beasted mike in madden
1b. The Bears straight beasted the Niners when the beat them 41-0 at halftime
2. I was so hungry i straight beasted the rest of the pizza
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Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.
Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"
Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."
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Fingering a girl in the ass, as in rooting around in the dirty hole.
I heard Jenny likes it dirty, so I bypassed the tuna taco and went straight to pig.
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✨Someone who doesn’t deserve to breathe✨
“Person 1”: I’m super straight…
Person 2: *gun shots*
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