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When you go to work or to school really tired and upset because you stayed up really late to watch your favorite football team play and they lost. All comes equipped with a hangover and bad stomache.
John really had the monday blues after the Redskins beat his favorite team the Dallas Cowboys 35-7.
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During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his pinky finger in the female's asshole and lifts to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.
Twas a rare catch that fine morning when I hooked my first blue marlin: 250 pounds of fish the likes of which I hope never to lay eyes on again.
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When your sexual partner pinches the bottom of your penis at the scrotum, closing off the urethra right before an orgasm.
Damn bro, last night my girl gave me a Blue Canoe. It was intense.
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Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."
John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.
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after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans
2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress
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the most beautiful animal around, it's a cattle with mass-muscle buffs, these were naturally developed since birth.
crazy activist: OMG a cow on steroids stop breeding them!
belgian blue breeder: chill out man
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One who wears a blue-tooth ear piece at all times, even when they're not using a phone or it is inappropriate to use a phone, (i.e. movies, restaurant, car) simply to have the appearance of being sophisticated and trendy.
Dude, that guy over there is a total blue-tool, just look at his ear piece.
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