Softball chicks consist of mostly manly girls who think they're the shit and that somehow softball is the best sport in the world. Don't let their extreme manliness distract you though, they are notorious bitches. Their signatures are wearing side ponytails all the time, and having the biggest, ugliest sunglasses. The softball chicks usually bitch about normal girls during their practices and if you are a victim to the harassment of a Softball Chick, look out cause she will beat your ass. And win. Remember the're huge. Normally they're only friends with other Softball Chicks who share the love for the pointless sport. They often try to act like normal girls but end up just looking like they're trying too hard.
I really want to go to the party but the scene is going to be all these Softball Chicks
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Female gender of African decent. Easily identifiable with the naked eye and ear. Occasionally wears large golden hoop earrings and extremely overpriced name-brand t-shirts that are too tight. Air Jordan shoes and Baby Phat jeans are a major trait among said females, which inevitably leads to 10th grade school fights after school, usually on Fridays since Fridays sometimes offer $10 "free dress day" specials in which said females and their fellow students have the option of not wearing their school uniform apparel.
"I'm an African chick, nigga! See these payants? (Their pronunciation of the word "pants").
Jerone: "That African chick tho! Hooo-weee! Bring dat azzzz here, gurl!"
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Guy 1 - "Hey man, did you get a look into Amy's dresser last night?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, there was a drawer full of chick sticks! Looks like she knows how to have a good time!"
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An underage girl, that you didn't know was underage, until you end up in a prison cell.
Dan: I could've sworn she was eighteen!
Allen: Classic baby chick.
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(the anti-"hippie" chick!); woman wearing heavy makeup that seems almost reflective! -hence, appearing 'shiny'
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!
shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
theobald found the pickup bar 'shiny chick' repellent!
james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"
ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
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Well, the thing about emo is:
The guys look like chicks and the chicks look like dyke, cos emo is one step below transvestite!
"Did you see that gay pride float? the girl on the back
was a total emo chick!"
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