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(spoilers) Good omens is a series released on prime on 2019 and has 2 seasons. The first season follows Crowley and aziraphale. Aziraphale is an angel in heaven, and Crowley was previously an angel before he sauntered vaguely downwards. In the present day, the couple try to stop armageddon. Basically, Armageddon is the plan of heaven and hell to see which one is better. The two planned to make Adam, the son of Satan, to be neither good or bad. At the end they end up stopping armageddon from happening and the earth from ending. But right before you think the credits would roll aziraphale and crowley leave to get some ice cream (I forgot). As they were about to leave, aziraphale gets kidnapped and while Crowley was chasing after him he gets caught too. Crowley was sent back to hell to serve his punishm and aziraphale gets sent to heaven for the same reason. In hell, Crowley was given the punishment of bathing in holy water. Which, if it wasn't obvious, will kill him instantly. The archangel Michael arrived with a pot (I forgot what it was called) filled with holy water and began to fill the tub. I have no idea how a small pot filled an intire tub with holy water but who knows? Probably some miracle they performed.
While in heaven, Aziraphale was given the punishment of burning alive. One of the demons came in and lit the fire thingy and Aziraphale was ordered to step in. As he stepped into the burning flames he was completely unfazed and even blew fire at the archangel Gabriel, which he dodged. In hell, Crowley was just chilling in the holy water, not giving a shit. It was basically just a regular bath to her. The Duke of hell, Lord Beelzebub was left confused and the archangel Gabriel aswell. They end up letting the two leave and go back to earth. Crowley and aziraphale met up with each other and that's where we find out that the two have actually switched places, which explains how Crowley didn't evaporate in the holy water and how aziraphale didn't burn to death.
Yes, this is an excuse to rant about good omens
Bout to throw down . Violence is about to occur
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A woman who knows to work with you on journey to where you both want to go~
A woman who keeps her lips soft and moist when she kisses. A woman who knows how to move with you and grip while twisting and rolling with you. A good fuck is a babe with a soft touch, warm hands, strong hips, thighs and the stamina to keep up with you. As for me, I feel I should be a man - get her hot with my touching, drink her moisture with my lips and use my tongue get her off two or three times. I want her floating before I go in .
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When a female is good at preforming oral pleasure
"Dude has she given you succ yet?"
"Yea she give good succ
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A beating by your Mother/Father
Wait until your Dad gets home, he’s going to give you a good hiding
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an adverb used to describe a (prefferably) edible object.
man, chinchilla's are good eating
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a phrase used to wish someone well in an endeavor
sometimes a pointless phrase if the task at hand does not even remotely involve or require luck.
good luck washing those dishes. i hope the knives don't fall on your foot and slice your toes off!
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