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Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing
swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over
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A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.
Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
A person that breaks up texts causing multiple text bubbles instead of one.
Jessica: Tell me a story
Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.
Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!
The act of sending rapid fire text messages to the same person, or sending one message that is so long that it comes through as multiple messages
He sent me 12 text messages in less than 5 minutes. He is a texting terrorist.
Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.
Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?
iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.