One big faggot that likes to take your anal beads
Alex- Hey mckale can I borrow your anal beads. Mckale-yea sure just return them when your done 1 week later mckale never got his anal beads back THE END
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Some one who dislocates their should at the drop of a hat
Dude, pay him 50 bucks and he'll go full Alex with his shoulder
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Some one who dislocates their should at the drop of a hat
Dude, pull and Alex and I'll give you 20 bucks.
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Someone who has a scat fetish
I saw Alex eating out of the toilet bowl last night.
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A person who shouldn't feel like they are nothing someone who is something.
Who is more than something.
Alex is loved, is needed, and is important.
And they shouldn't even consider the fact that they are worthless
You're all I think about that's how much you matter.
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This is why we canβt have nice things and he is a big fat yeet
Alex this is why we canβt have nice things and why did you yeet that
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