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British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.
Person A: Look at the cock on that one
Person B: yea he’s British, that’s why
an unfortunate trait
also means your teeth are absolutely fucked
i woke up one day and realised i was british so i went back to sleep
a type of people who doesn't have dentist's and can't live without tea and crumpets.
hay near the trolley and man was robbed by a British person for there tea.
reebee.
1. hey man where are you from?
2. reebee.
1. what's that?
2. it means I'm british but I'm too shy to say I'm british
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1. Relating to Great Britain or the United Kingdom, or to its people or language.
2. Tea drinker
"Did you see Tom in the store buying biscuits and tea? he's truly British
A British is an absolute biscuit! Biscuits suck. Biscuits with ashes on top (consisting royal blood)
Britishes started drama and made people die, they also die themselves. Don’t go to britishland it is absolutely horrible. My mom used to live there and she is an absolute potter-head. Don’t be British and don’t be dumb (Americans have British blood btw)
Charlie: “I’m so smart”
Jay: “no your a British.”
Joey: “slay”