when you roast somebody so hard they contract cancer
i gave toby burn cancer after we roasted him last week.
The bumpy irritated skin surrounding your vagina the day after you shave with a razor.
My razor is dull and now I have vajazer burn.
The last few burns on a joint, not to be confused with jibjibs and Hobo Burns which are far smaller.
Synonyms: LBs
The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.
That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.
When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testoterone prosecutors cry in frustration
Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Didn't exactly rush out there to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter.
The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.
Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?
You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO
When your underwear gives you wedgies and results in wedge burn.
Often used by females whose underwear rides up. i.e. thongs and tight underwear.
Girl 1: Ugh this underwear is giving me a wedge burn!
Girl 2: I definitely know that feeling when I wear my favorite thong....makes my butt feel like it's on fire!