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obama's toes

Obama's toes are actually not any normal toes, they are a organism and have a brain. They are so intelligent they are capable of creating Obamium, A EXTREMLY RARE material, considered as the most powerful and resistant material. Only Obama's toes are capable of making that. Also if you try to export Obamium or Obama's toes out of the US' of A', They will disappear and respawn in the ol' US' of A'. And this signification is also wrote by Obama's toes, While Obama is sleeping

Finally, after 69 years, OBAMA'S TOES ARE MINE!

by Obama's toes December 11, 2021


BaCrook Obama

A modified version of the name of the 44th POTUS, reflecting the attitude regarding his alledged criminal activities in office.

It looks like olโ€™ BaCrook Obama will be joining the party at gitmo after all.

by Mackey Shmackey June 17, 2018


Obama Treatment

When your friend is long gone and you find out your stuff is missing or broken.

Johnny just gave you the Obama Treatment.

by Diva1975 February 2, 2017


Obama Biden

When you squint your eyes while reading the name Osama Bin Laden.

Guy1: hey pal who did 9/11
Guy2: *looks it up on their phone while squinting due to high brightness* uhh Obama Biden
Guy1: don't you mean Osama Bin Laden
Guy2: sorry i was squinting while looking it up due to my phone's high brightness

by Boggy#8745 March 8, 2023


obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "

by Elfangel1983 June 16, 2017


Obama style

When you kick open a door just to open it or for shits and giggles

I'm about to go Obama style on this door!

by Obama Style September 16, 2017

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obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps

Ill give you a right obama's suprise

by Big guy123456780987654321 February 15, 2016