peanut butter on toast

The act of feeding your partner peanuts an hour or so before anal sex, a good hard pounding will make the halfway digested peanuts come back out their mouth like soft serve ice cream. It is important for this to be done near a toaster or with toast on hand so the poundee can "soft serve" the pb on the bread before handing it to the pounder for consumption. Note: wait only 1 half hour if chunky pb is desired.

" Man I sure am full after having that peanut butter on toast my cellmate made for me."

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Peanut Butter Jelly

Besides that song, one of the best buttie combinations of all time.

Thanx to reggie & the full effect for introducing me, a british man.

Snoochie Boochies! PB&J is the shiznit!

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Peanut Butter Kid

Someone who can't get any and resorts to putting some food object (such as peanut butter) on their junk and has an animal (usually dog) lick it off.

"Dude that kid will never get laid"
"yeah, he'll have to be a peanut butter kid"

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peanut butter waffle

Ryan choo choggers his dog and his piano. He enjoys ramming large objects into his anus hole.

Ryan you as a Anus Hole choo chogger

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Peanut Butter Crack

When you spread peanut butter on your taint and let your dogs have their way.

I made a peanut butter crack last night and my dogs licked me to orgasm.

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Peanut Butter Wolf

Prank played on an intoxicated friend by which you spackle their hairy crack with peanut butter.

Damien came home in drunken stupor, chowed down on some peanut butter & jelly sandwiches then passed out. Afterwards, Jeff shoved the peanut butter knife down the crack of his hairy ass, giving him a Peanut Butter Wolf.

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peanut butter sandwich

when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.

"i just got a peanut butter sandwich from my wife."

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