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The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.
Why don't you use sandwich maker pro and make me a damn sandwich.
An American slang term for outside consultants who are brought into a business to troubleshoot and solve problems. The term comes from the 1968 book M*A*S*H by Richard Hooker. In the book, the character Hawkeye is described as using the guise of being the pro from Dover to obtain free entrance to golf courses:
"Hawkeye would walk confidently into a pro shop, smile, comment upon the nice condition of the course, explain that he was just passing through and that he was Joe, Dave or Jack Somebody, the pro from Dover. This resulted, about eight times out of ten, in an invitation to play for free. If forced into conversation, he became the pro from Dover, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New Jersey, England, Ohio, Delaware, Tennessee, or Dover-Foxcroft, Maine, whichever seemed safest."
Later on in the book, when Hawkeye and fellow surgeon Trapper are called from Korea to Tokyo to perform surgery on a congressman's son, the following exchange takes place:
"'All right,' Trapper said. 'Somebody trot out the latest pictures of this kid with the shell fragment in his chest.'
No one moved.
'Snap it up!' yelled Hawkeye. 'We're the pros from Dover, and the last pictures we saw must be forty-eight hours old by now.'"
This latter exchange is repeated in the 1970 movie, but the term pros from Dover is not explained in the script. People who had seen the movie, but not read the book, started using the phrase to mean outside experts/consultants without understanding that Hawkeye was using the term facetiously, referring to an old con he used to run.
"Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. Ham and eggs will all right. Steak would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way."
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A scaringly dystopian device that (might) replace smartphones
Person A: You saw the new Apple Vision Pro?
Person B: Yeah, that thing is dystopian
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A spinoff of the Pump It Up series of rhythm dance games by a collaboration from Andamiro and Kyle Ward of In The Groove fame. The soundtrack consists of various tracks from both the Pump It Up and In The Groove series. The gameplay is very similar to other Pump It Up games but it uses the Stepmania engine and percentage scoring system found in In The Groove.
I scored a 90% on Xuxa Crazy in Pump it Up Pro, which is a lot better than how I fare in Xuxa Expert on In The Groove.
A Pro Ass Shop is a rip-off sex store of pro bass shop. They sell mighty cocks.
Jay: Hey wanna go to Pro Bass Shop they sell poles and hooks?
Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!
Lucas Wade Firmin. Smalltown Chap. Lives in vegas and will be a virgin till he retires.
"You guys seen Teh Noobzors Pro lately?" "Last i saw him he was beatin off to May 05' Playboy...for the 79th time
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Catchy advertising slogans to use to promote the sale of condoms.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
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