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a stupid fucking ski mountain that doesn't allow snowboarders
"lets go boarding at mad river glen this weekend, oh wait, nevermind, they're too fucking gay to allow boarders"
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1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.
2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.
3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.
4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
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A small Portuguese town where everyone thinks they know everybody, and everyone thinks they are related to Lizzie Borden. And most kids end up at the shitty B.M.C. Durfee high school. They have the most ridiculous accents, and nobody would give a shit if it was just bombed and taken off the map.
"Hey do you know anyone important from Fall River Massachusetts?"
"Nah, anyone from Fall River is a waste of skin"
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An act during a FMF threesome in which a male takes a shit down the girl's back so it runs down into the other girl's awaiting mouth.
I had this threesome last night and i gave the girls a Mississippi River Runner.
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a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad song by justin timberlake. one of the parts has justin singing "cry me a river" over and over again in a really annoying voice.
Radio playing at a store: Cry me a river! Cry me a river!
Me: Oh god oh god oh god not this song again!
*i head to the gun store*
Me: Take this you piece of shit!
*radio is blown to bits by my brand new 30-06 :D*
Me: Yaaay! ^_^
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Beside the bad singer's one, there is a classic, popular version of a song with this title published by Arthur Hamilton in 1953 and later performed by numerous other artists. Julie London's version (1955) is the most famous, and was recently featured in "V for Vendetta" soundtrack.
Come on love, I want you to cry,
cry me a river, oh cry, cry me a river.
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eating a girl out when she has her periodd.
oh, jonny took a crimson river dive in salleys pants.
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