Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

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and mine

me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime

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I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

Woah

I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

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there is so many i could say, he´s everthing under the sun

most hated man

bin laden

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"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Hey dude check this out, "my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War"

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Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

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