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Tom DeLonge is the greatest known guy in the whole world, hes known for being perverted and gross (but aren't we all), Tom is hott and the greatest quitarist and singer. Hes been in Blink 182, Boxcar Racer and now hes in Angels and Airwaves (like Blink 182 but softer and not as many swears) He is obsessed with aliens and UFO's and he says the only reason he got a computer was to look up UFO websites.
hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game
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By far the most sexiest German boy on Earth.
He's the guitarist in the band Tokio Hotel. He's only nineteen years old but is still the closest thing to a greek god you could get.
Tom is the older twin brother of Bill Kaulitz, who is the lead singer of their band Tokio Hotel.
He is very loved by Tokio Hotel fans because of his sex appeal.
He is absolutely gorgeous, and indefinable. This description is still inferior to what he really is because he's that great.
Tom Kaulitz is sex.
Charmaine:Tom Kaulitz is a sex God!
Jessica:I still like Bill.
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A blond British bombshell .
Hes really the HOTTEST man alive (;
He also played Draco Malfoy in the famous Harry Potter movies :D
He plays soccer and sings as well, (you can find him on youtube feltbeats ;D)
example
* a conversation between me and a fried*
friend: mmmmm tom felton so yummmy
me: hes mine hes so mine
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Friend of Tom: a Scientologist.
I heard that dude is a friend of Tom.
Yeah, it's creepy.
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I'm in love (yippee!!!) and I hate psychiatrists (fucking nut jobs, all of them, ALL OF THEM), who are out to control the world (trembles for a few moments) and drop hydrogen bombs on everybody (BIG ones, yeahhh). Hey, have you seen my girlfriend? (BOINNNGGG!!) I'm wild! You're cool, too! (Pulls hair out, laughs.) No, seriously? Oh. (Grows sullen.) Oh. (Grows REALLY sullen.) Oh. Why would you want to do that to me? No, seriously, why would you want to do that to me? Why? Why? Why would you want to do that to me? (Jumps up on couch, pulls dramatic stance, couch falls backward, he crawls up to kneel on the front of the seat.) They've hated me ever since I played a veteran of the Great Galactic War between the Thetans and the Engrammatised Ones. (Goes boggle-eyed, cackles, shrieks ...,) We're all going to be bigger than Oprah! (YAY!) And it makes me sick, you know that? Why isn't everyone looking at me RIGHT NOW? And you know what? I'm NOT GAY!!! Mimi! Ha! Nicole! Ha! Penelope! Ha! Katie, aww, KATIIEEE!!! Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa! Here, I can lick my own balls, seriously. Just watch me ... (Licks own balls, audience stampede out of the auditorium.)
The above was a party political broadcast on behalf of Tom Cruise.
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Slang for menstrual cycle, so to be more discrete when talking of such things. TOM stand for Time Of Month.
Cousin Tom is visiting and I'm out of pain meds..
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The Indian god of war and sex. Amal tom gets all of the bitches but he doesn't want anyone to know so he pretends to study
Do you have a girlfriend. Naw Amal Tom stole my girl