"The Almighty Dick." This type of dick is rare to come across and is most pleasent in sex. This dick will steal your girlfriend, wife, side bitch, mom, and even your grandma if she is still living.
Female 1: Have you ever heard of a God dick?
Female 2: Yes! I wish I could come across one :(
Dead balls on perfect. The most absolute measurement you can get without assistance from tools
Me: Is that going to fit there honey?
Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!
1. A way of saying that you want some good food from Sonic. Sonic the fast food resturaunt having 'bomb ass food'. The equivelent of 'good shit' is sonic dick.
2. It is also a way of getting what could be refered to as a roll up blow job. If you ask for an employee to deliver you an extra long number 4, please make sure they give you an extra heeping of sonic dick with a little bit of a stray bandit on the side.
"Yo, I don't give a fuck. I just want to eat some sonic dick."
"Hey, that extra long jalepeno hotdog kinda reminds me of sonic dick."
Employee: "How can we help you?"
*** the Man: "I'd like some sonic dick."
Employee: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that?"
Verb:
1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.
Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.
John(horny): Well, my ex-girlfriend Lisa called. She asked if I would drive 300 miles to feed her cat over my vacation. I think its a good idea, maybe she'll put out.
Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.
John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.
Having sex in every way or position possible at one time.
Look at her, she could use some slaw dicking.
Building a giant penis out of snow.
We went snow dicking today. Built a twelve footer.
1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.