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a wanker with a little nob and a bait boat thats better at everything than anyone else
ive got the fastest bait boat in the west thats why im simo the hero
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Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.
-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"
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1. The guy that always puts the company first.
2. The guy that does the company a favor by coming to work, even on vacation.
3. The guy who states, “ If we had more employees like me, we’d only need half of what we have.”
4. The guy who goes to HR and makes us situations in an attempt to have an employee fired and to deflect attention away from himself for his own actions.
5. The guy who talks to the boss everyday and points out what everyone else is doing wrong.
6. The guy who constantly violates company seniority, but complains when he is violated.
Chris the company hero came in today to work while on vacation.
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When someone falls in love or crushes on someone who is just being nice in their time or need because they have just gotten out of or recovered from a past relationship
Sophie (just got out of a bad relationship) : *Drops her books*
Jim : *Picks up her books* Here you are. You alright ?
Sophie : ....Thanks and I'm fine.
*turns to her friend*
Janet : Whats wrong with you?
Sophie : I think I'm in love
Janet : Dude, You've definitely fallen for super hero syndrome
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A game for the ipod/iphone/ipad in which you fight, date, and collect "popularity." You can make "friends" too. This game is popular to adolescents and creepy old adults.
Boy: OOO GIRL YOU LOOKIN SEXY!
Girl: Wanna date me? :*
Boy: Sure but first you have to !@#$ me!
Girl: Oh baby I will ;) I love High School Hero!
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When a man puts a line of hot sauce on one hand and a line of salt on the other, then snorts them both simultaneously with both nostrils. He then takes a shot of everclear, and squeezes a lime and a lemon into each eye. If you can do it without vomiting, you are a hero.
John: Hey guys! Watch this!
-does a hero shot-
Everyone dies laughing.
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Over rated anime filled with an extremely creepy fandom whom sexualize teens, the anime itself doesn't help since its filled with fan service
Jim: i just finished MHA and tbf it didn't live up to the hype
MHA fan: What how dare you!, Weebs Unite!!! uwu, My hero academia is the best
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