meat button

It is when a penile extension is so miniscule it resembles a button of meat.

Jarrod W.'s meat button is so small he could have sex with a bud light long neck and not even touch the sides.

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meat servo

A human worker that is told what to do by a computer.

"Hey Jim, did you hear about Susan?"

"Yeah, They set her up with one of those new machines at her station and she just does everything it says"
"I know, what a meat servo"

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ass meat

a woman with a beautiful ass, butt, buttocks, derriere, booty....

That chick's got nice ass meat

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meat friend

A friend who you see in in the flesh in real life as opposed to facebook, twitter, myspace and MMORPG friends who you only know in the virtual world.

I finally made my World of WarCraft buddy Bruce my meat friend when we met up for Thai food last Saturday.

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meat whistle

another word for a penis.

"Blow on my dick like a meat whistle you whore!"

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heat of the meat

The heat of the meat is equal to:

The mass of her ass X the cube of her boob X the angle of your dangle

So when your railing a girl and she complains its too hard you tell her, the mass of your ass and the cube of your boob must be wrong cause the angle of my dangle is right on.

Girl: Owww that hurts!! Slow down!!
Guy: Bitch, you know about the heat of the meat, the angle of my dangle is right on.

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pour the meat

The action of having sex, from the male perspective.
past tense-poured the meat

I would like to pour the meat in Jennifer Anniston.

I poured the meat to this bitch last night.

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