Difficult to explain without a video clip, a Lizard Neck is a male or female who tends to turn their head to look at something and can snap back in a split second. These are those people you catch staring in the corner of your eye, then as soon as you look up they snap their head away from you as if they weren't looking. You would think that their neck would strain from it but they are adjusted to the cause. Everybody has had their share of Lizard Neck moments but some of us have adapted to it.
Jackie: That boy Damon is a Lizard Neck! He keeps lookin at me, then snappin' away when I look back!
Jasmine: I got one of those in the front of my class.
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one who does such things as drink beer at a funeral, bathes in a car wash, leaves it up to the U.S. Male service to deliver letters, pees on themselves while floating down the river, or gets their nipple bit off by a beaver.(person 1-Ma sure looks good in that coffin. *sips beer*
person 2-That ain't Ma *sips beer*
person 3-Yeah it is, they just shaved off her mustache. *sips beer*)
larry the cable guy, ron white, jeff foxworthy...
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a shirt in the shape of a v that young teens who think they are cool wear.
Teen 1: dude look how cool i am now. I have a v-neck.
Teen 2: You're not cool. You're a douche.
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when hair is combed from the back of the neck, or the nape, forward towards the forehead.
that guy with the nape-neck asked me out lunch and then made me pay for it.
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when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg
Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck
The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck
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A person with a fatty neck that resembles Jabba the Hut.
That sweaty three hundred pound woman eating chocolate covered Twinkies is a Jabba Neck on par with Grover Cleveland or Rush Limbaugh!
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To fuck a bitch in the ass with your hand wrapped around your cock at the same time and thusly fisting her in the same motion.
AYYY!!!! Just throttle necked a hoe breah!!!!
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