The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size itβs beauty remains the same among all.
Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!
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sausage looking thing usually attached to men
i have a penis
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βyo gimme a lollipopβ
βhow about a penis instead?β
βHELL YESSβ
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a word that is used when something is extremely gay or pisses you off.
Amber is such a PENIS. She totally stole my sweater and won't give it back. So now i have to buy a new one that i like, that's also on sale.
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