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i'm a tree

when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"

A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"

by jimjimjim (johnny the condom) March 25, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tim Trees

best mother fucking rapper ever to roam this Earth, representin B'More all the way.

Listen to Tim Trees, you'll never wanna hear 50 Cent again.

by dude from b more April 15, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


wireless tree

A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.

The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.

by hot east August 1, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smoke Trees

When you smoke weed on the Low

Yo letโ€™s smoke trees tonight.

by trippn'homie December 6, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Palm Trees

A community in the southbay (SanDiego) area more widely known as ChulaVista, an awesome place. Home of Scholar Wall

I'm going to the Palm Trees

by ManyMostly April 18, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tree Person

A member of a large group of social outcasts whom identify with the lowest common denominator of counter culture movements. Members of this group regularly shop at Hot Topic clothing stores. A typical tree person can be identified by baggy jnco jeans or black pants that fit two or more people and display reflective straps. The most common haircut is the shave-under w/ponytail, although self-cut hair that is dyed poorly in many random colors is also accepted. T-shirts range from Slipknot, Disturbed, and Korn to Eminem, Insane Clown Posse, and the always clever "Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me..." styles. Other identifying marks can be eyebrow rings, bad tattoos, pizza-face crater acne, and a poorly put together appearance. They are loosely affiliated with other subcultures ie: punk, goth, metal etc. but are never truly accepted in these circles.

The bastard stepchildren of punk, metal, new wave etc.

"Nice trenchcoat and Disturbed t-shirt kid, what a tree person."

by ReAnimator December 7, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


tree hugger

Tree huggers are people who aspire to live in trees for months on end in order to save the trees from being cut down to make room for commercial endeavers by the owners of the property on which the tree(s) are located. Their environmental activism is often funded for by the capitalism of their parents.

Myra is going to live in a tree for six months while her parents pay her student loans and credit card bills. She's such a good little activist.

by Jenn October 22, 2003

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