A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted
Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!
Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."
to furiously masturbate
we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch
The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
To reject, or ignore, what someone is saying.
She stated that she has a new deal, to offer, but she can speak that to the wind!
a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.
"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.
When you fart into your hand and throw it into someones face forcing them to smell it.
Man my nostrils are burning from the wind catcher.