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The type of woman that would call the police if you accidentally touch her tomatoes while tryna plant your own.
man1: what kind of person is Mellisa
man2: she’s a WHITE woman
man1:oh.
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Opposite of Wonder Woman
a woman who moves clumsily and or carelessly, who makes floolish and/or stupid mistakes, easily confused who blurts out stupid or foolish comments.
Someone told blunder-woman over here to clean the hard-drive, so she took it out and ran it thru the dishwasher.
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While in the process of fellatio, a man closes his eyes, once he reopens them there is no one giving him fellatio.
John: Man, that girl just left in the middle of giving me head
Luciann: Haha, she pulled an Invisible Woman on your ass
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A woman who goes above and beyond the call of duty for her shit head boyfriend
I tagged her in one of those Facebook gourmet food videos and I she had it ready for dinner that night. Now that’s what I call the perfect woman.
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A lady who has recently turned 18 and has just started to do crack. She probably goes to college and listens to Death Cab for Cutie.
>> Brie is such a crack woman.
<< Yeah. She loves cock.
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It's when you shoot your load all over a chic's eyes then knock her out with a upper-cut to the jaw. Upon awakening, she can't see 'cause her eyes are glued shut.
Yo, this ho was trippin so I blew it her eyes and gave her a blind woman, bitch better recognize!
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where a man or woman is giving you head and you pull out and cum in their ear after witch you try and talk to them thus giving the affect of being half deaf
"h_y, can y__ he_r _e?"
"Ho_ _o ya l_ke That?"
i gave her the old woman
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