Chocolate Thunder is a phrase used for shit. It can be used in any tense, such as:
"Dude i totally just chocolate thundered"
"I will chocolate thunder on ur face!"
"That is sum stanky ass chocolate thunder"
Toilet.
From the loud noise made when a toilet is flushed.
A good example is the sound effect used on "All In The Family", which had a running joke of the sound of the "terlet" being flushed upstairs.
I woke everyone up early this morning when I flushed the thunder mug!
A girl is giving you head, And you fart... Boom, "thunder in paradise"
Danny.
Yes, you. Danny.
You are THEE "Thunder Cracker."
Or, in same cases. "Thunder Crackuh."
Hes a cracker.. that thunders.
Danny is a thunder cracker.
When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's butt, his middle finger in her vagina, and tries to snap.
I wonder if she thunder snaps herself!
A short, extremely fatass girl (always with dark brown/black hair) who looks startlingly like a monkey. The Thunder Monkey is usually seen eating whatever she can, and as much of it as possible. She even enjoys chugging mayo and anything else in a packet. Usually needs to wax her eyebrows.
Person #1: DAMN! Look at that Thunder Monkey!
*Thunder Monkey is in the distance in a cafe, chugging ketchup packets*
Person #2: Look away before you're blinded! LOOK AWAY!!