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Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.
Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.
El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the 2000 mile Oregon trail on unicorns.They killed multiple people on the way starting there Mexican mafia. Then 800 years later they started making wine in the lunch room with the grapes Senior Vredenburghs mommmy packed him for lunch. THE END.
El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the Oregon trail which led to the start of the Mexican Mafia.
To have another person blow upon your pubic hair.
A modification of this is called a gooseberry falls.
Wow, that windy trail sure hit the spot.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Windythe, the dusty trail executables
A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.
Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great
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A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?
The walk between Tahiti, Hooters, and possibly a yard of beer at Yard house
The boy's started at Yardhouse, had a yard of beer. then walked to Hooters to see boobs and get a Trash Can. To end the night the boy's went to Tahiti to see Jenny and have a Mai Tai. this is was we call the Providence Highway Trail