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the time when most gay shit occurs on a 7-day week basis
1: hey today suck of cock maybe?
2: nah thats for tuesday my guy
As in C U Next Tuesday! An acceptable way to call someone a cunt in public or around small children, the elderly, your parents or the "Tuesday" in question.
Man that guys such a Tuesday!
Absolute Tuesday!
You utter Tuesday!
The most exhausting day on a work week. Tuesday is well away from the next weekend, and your "energy charge" is low because they all used up on monday. Most workers hate this day so much.
Ah, tuesday is here. I'm so sleepy right now.
By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.