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Using official authority to make a kid's toy, stuffed animal or imaginary friend become a verified member or authorized participant in an activity, either on purpose or incidentally
Turkish authorities accidentally unicorn stamped her toy's passport because Emily crafted it so well.
Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.
"Holy crap that fart sure smelled like burnt unicorn"
barbz (nicki minaj fans) that are snowflakes and will start WW3 if you make the smallest joke about nicki minaj..
normal barbz: loll nicki minaj hasn't put out an album in 3 years someone call Sachin and get that ho to the studio!
unicorn barbz: HOW DARE U?? NICKI MINAJ ISNT A HO SHE MAKES 100X YOUR NETWORTH A YEAR DONT COME FOR MY GOOD SIS! PURR!
Something that is very awesome, but also very rare.
Hey, have you heard of that vegan soft serve shop?
Yeah, man. That place is the unicorn's horn.
The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.
Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn
Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?
Guy 1: It was magical.
When a girl shits in the guys mouth and he takes the shit and rubs it in circles on the girls ass
Wow those unicorn stickers look cool
When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.
Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.