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DBRUs: The place where all douchebags go to buy clothing, hairstyles, lines and all things douchebaggy
He must shop at Douchebags R' Us
When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.
Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.
The amog us imposter is a sussy baka who’s hobbies include venting going in cams and sabotaging. If you look into a mirror and say sussy imposter 5 times he will be summoned.
Blue: Sorry to call the meeting but red was being an amog us imposter
Red: Thats kinda sus dude
oh yes among us a fun game ahhahahahahha
wait until you meet the people
among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex
the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words
(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*
(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling
the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT
the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
Thick ass fingers usually found on TikTok
Dame that kid has some among us fingers
The act of shitting in a condem, freezing it, and then inserting it back into the rectum- also known as, "The Alaskan pipeline."
"Hey bro, wanna do the among us challenge?"
"Hell yeah dude!"