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A person that comes out of the womb potty trained. This person is usually so awesome that they give naked lap dances at parties. Although they came out with this amazing talent it also causes them to cum prematurely. So they often have bastard children running around, or even locked in cages.
-Do you know Michael Detweiler?
- Yeah his first born Quimby is at the Boulevard locked in a cage.
-Diaper Virgin.
A throat that is never has been exposed to smoke, and is prone to pain during early stages of stonehood.
Throat Virgin: The blunt is making my throat hurt nigga. What the fuck is going on?
Stoner: Sounds like your a throat virgin
When you make a pact with a friend to lose your virginities at the same time.
yo, you want to be my virginity buddy?
when someone walks with their fists clenched and arms by their side while bobbing up and down.
dude liam has extreme virgin walk!
A person who is loyal to losing his/her virginity with everybody
This was the first time I had sex with you so I have lost my virginity with you with loyalty, which makes me a loyal virgin.
A Virgin of the highest rank. Possesses unimaginable power. Are the only ones who can say that they're a Virgin by choice. Make the best Virgin memes. The most epic of the Epic(probably).
Example of a Supreme Virgin aka Virgin of the highest rank:
I haven't lost my virginity.
Because I never lose.
There's only one type of bra for me.
Algebra.
1. When a girl feels overly increased attachment to the guy they lost their virginity with, often clouding her judgement.
Cathy: I don't get why she's still going out with him. He's a complete dumbass and has no life.
Kristin: *sigh* She's stuck in a virgin trap.
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