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Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.

Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word

by thetaco2 May 26, 2018


Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012


Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012


german face wash

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.

Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........

by bruceO.o December 6, 2010


washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020


Washed his Ferrari

To sleep with and/or to give oral sex to someone.

How did Megan Fox convince Michael bay to give her the Transformers gig?

She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).

by Merseybeat July 20, 2009

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Swiss car wash

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.

Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!

Andy: Why?

Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.

Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?

by hatrick5 June 5, 2010

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