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When a girl is sucking your dick and she puts her teeth on your cock and keep going while biting.
My girl gave me a wet clipboard last night and my dick fell off.
A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.
Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."
Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."
A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.
I wet turkey your mother last night.
An alternate name to analingus or ass licking. A rim job.
My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.
I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.
When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.
“My dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!”
To have a runny nose after taking a large bong or dab hit and coughing to the point of mucus drainage.
“That boy ripped that shit so hard he was wet nosed as fuck”
When one male pours ice cold water on a female partners boobs till her nipples get hard.
John: I slipped on a puddle of water when I walked into the kitchen
George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons