Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

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Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

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Why Should I Wear a Mask?

The question anti-maskers worldwide have been asking themselves, because in their minds, Covid or not, they won’t die, as their Creator is the One who determines their number of days on earth, although corporate prayers from righteous men and women could prolong their stay a little bit longer.

“Why should I wear a mask?” and “Why should I be jabbed?” might outwardly appear to be selfish questions, but spiritually or philosophically speaking, they are nontrivial questions that politicians and religious leaders often try to shun away from.

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why does my life suck

Because you made it that way

Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you 🅱️ITch

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why did the chicken cross the road?

a question asked by annoying twats who think theyre funny

annoying twat: why did the chicken cross the road?
other guy: i dont fucking know

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you know why I said that right?

Common phrase heard from Norman "Nick". He says this whenever he wants to place emphasis on something that he just said. Usually, he'll say this after he says something that he considers to be bold and will want to flex what he just did.

Norman "Nick":" I just read this entire book in one night"
Henry: "Ok?"
Norman "Nick": "You know why I said that right?"
**the whole time, Norman “Nick” was trying to flex that he read a book and did something productive**

why is my life fucking hell?

What someone says when they want to know why their life is hell.

what did you expect?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS MY LIFE FUCKING HELL?!?!??!?!?!?

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