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despite what you hear, a pretty decent operating system (although its probably not worth 200 dollars...). It works fine, its very n00b friendly, and all it takes to install a program is a double click. yes, it crashes (of course windows me crashes a lot more...). so does linux, mac, freebsd, solaris... all operating systems crash. People who complain about it crashing are people who try to tinker with it. windows isnt made for tinkering, otherwise it would be open source. you wanna mess with stuff get gentoo freebsd. i've leave my windows machine on for months and it works just as fine as my notebook with linux on it. if windows were as bad as linux zealots said then it wouldnt be able to be sold for 200 bucks.
almost anything you do in any operating system an be done in any other operating system. just get the one you think has the prettiest gui.
example must include the term microsoft windows
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when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.
Hey man do you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?
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A retard, an idiot, or just a person that licks the windows on the special bus.
ALECK: After I asked out Kalli, I hight fived her because she said yes.
TIM: What the fuck!?!? Are you a window licker?
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A Microsoft Windows Operating system of decent quality, however antiquated. It does not support the new version of anything. However, despite these setbacks, it is still a decent computer for its time, and the basis of Windows 2000, and subsequently ME and XP.
Windows NT doesn't support the past 5 versions of Windows Media Player, but it runs. B|
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A fairly good computer created by Microsoft. Just do defragmentations often, and erase all that porn. "Send error reports" can be annoying. Crashes very little if you keep it clean. Best yet of all computers.
Guy 1: Dude! I just cleaned my XP! It goes a billion times faster now!
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Derogatory term used to address users of the Windows operating system
"this troll must be a windoze luser"
"dell is for windows lusers"
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When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.
Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?
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