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To wipe your asshole after with a dick. Just like toliet paper except with a dick.
1) Frank used Jared as a dick wipe.
2) D-PLY
The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.
When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.
He took an hour because he was marker wiping.
someone (a dude or a hoe) thats an ass, a tard, and idiot.
A hoe that licks balls all day or an annoying kiss ass.
Hey you balls wipe!!!!
F*ckin balls wipe!
Your are a balls wipe.
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When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.
That one wipe more was taking so long
A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe