YouTube subbing

YouTube subbing is when you take a real conversation with friends and substitute it for watching YouTube videos, usually when someone will be reminded of a YouTube video they want to show you. This inevitably triggers a response video that someone else wants to show them, effectively killing any real conversation. The two videos are likely to be completely unrelated.

Jay: "I'm so glad to see you guys again, it's been almost a year! Let's go to the bar and catch up!"

Eric: "Oh! That reminds me of this YouTube video of this guy that's totally wasted. Here I'll show you."

Corey: "Dude, did you see that one with the guy getting his ass kicked in a street fight?"

Eric: "Hold on, we'll watch that one next."

Jay: "Are you guys YouTube subbing our reunion here?"

Eric: "Oh, you totally gotta see this Subway employee freaking out next."

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Youtube poop

Random youtube videos which usually contain randomness and nonsense. They are usually used for comedy purposes or for killing time. The most commonly used are the cd-i games of Legend of Zelda and a super mario game called hotel mario. They usually contain phrases "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!" from 300 and "mah boi" said by the old man from the LoZ cd-i game.

-Example-1 of Youtube poop-
Link: Great! I can't wait to-
*Mario appears*
Link: Pounce some *punches mario* dodongos!
-Ex 2-
Mario: Hey!
Luigi: Hey!
Mario: Get offa mah cloud
*repeat*
*Koopa flies away* Hey! You! Get offa mah cloud!
Mario: getoffgetoffgetoffgetoffmahcloud
*bleep*
Ex-3
DeDeDe: This is madness!
Meta Knight: Madness.
Meta Knight: THIS-IS-SPARTA! *kicks truck*

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youtube gamer

a adult gamer who lives in his moms basement

my brother is a youtube gamer

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Reddit YouTubers

Reddit YouTubers are YouTubers that find hot Reddit posts on r/AskReddit, r/TIFU, or any other story-related subreddit. Then, select all the text on the post and then if it’s on AskReddit then the comments too and then paste it into a text to speech program for easy subscribers, content, and probably monetization money.

“Have you heard of those Reddit YouTubers that read Reddit posts for content?”
“Oh I love listening to those!”
“...”

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YOUTUBE NIGGER

A person who thinks their comments are the best

YOUTUBE NIGGER:2pac is the best.
someone else:he sucks
YOUTUBE NIGGER: muddafucka i;ll kill you. MUH DICK!

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Dream youtuber

"A youtuber that has a nice dumpy 😳" - BadBoyHalo

OHHH DREAMMMMM

Dream youtuber has smexxy dumpy 😳➡🤰

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Youtube Paralysis

The feeling that you get at 1.00 am, when anything on youtube, even the most terrible video ever, seems interesting/funny/awesome. Usually occurs after a long and tiring day full of stress and inner turmoil.

Joe: Man, I worked a 13 hour day at McBurgerland and my girlfriend broke up with me - then when I got home I had total youtube paralysis.

Harvey: How absolutely awful old chap. Shall I take it you shall be coming out to gain some pussay and/or booty this evening?

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