Definition of a 'Zach'
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.
“He’s such a Zach, omg.”
“Literally! I can’t deal with his Zach attitude”
A very cracked fortnite player who has a small penis. Also Tom can't guard him.
Just a guy from Oklahoma is a moron.
Zach can't even win in Mario Kart. What a Tarpley!!
A guy with the biggest dick and he knows how to use it better than anyone else but is still teachable.
Hey it’s Zach, he’s so good in bed. If I had to choose between being the richest woman in the world and his dick I would chose his dick it’s just so big and hard no body is better than him in bed.