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I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
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The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.
While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"
It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.
It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000
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That means the stop might be 2000 KM from your address and Uber does not give you the location.
Your order is on the move! Uber Driver has one stop along the way. is going to take forever.
A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.
Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.
This word is neither an insult or compliment. The word exists for the soul purpose of confusion and contemplation usually on the older generation.
Karen wanted her older lover to put his Carriage Driver Hands on her.
When you’re engaging in doggy style vaginal intercourse and you insert your thumb in the woman’s asshole and with your fingers raised, move your hand left and right as if your hand is on a steering wheel.
I met up with Amy last night, gave her the old school bus driver.
That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.
"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"