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To defecate on another's face as they sleep.
"That breakfast in bed was served piping hot!"
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Person 1:Man my VCR ate my favorite movie.
Person 2:Shit in the Bed!
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To wake up to the feeling of getting head then realize you are.
i woke up and was getting bed head, what a great start for the day.
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Bed Slut is the term for whores who have sex with they Fathers and gut them like shishkabobs with gigantic dildo frogs.
I slept with a bed slut last night she was a real freak.
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when you nail a girl's pussy real hard with your dick where she immediately moans.
let's just say during our bed soccer, i got my ball in her goal last night. Score!
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Dead Bed Someone who lacks performance of sexual intercourse in bed.Basically there boring in bed and don't engage in anything else.They're strictly set to do one thing and one thing only.
There's not any fun having a sexual encounter with a dead bed.
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To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.
Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.
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