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The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise
Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.
One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.
Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.
Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!
Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!
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When a group of older, cooler guys, ejaculate on a younger, nerdier guy before taking his socks off and wiping their dicks with them.
"Me, Arzen and Duate totally gave Rob a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme last night in C&G"
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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time
Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
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The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
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