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The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.
Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?
Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.
Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
When two or more people fart succession
I was in the public toilets the other day and I let rip, next thing I knew there was a fart chorus going, there was at least another 4 people doing it, we did Britney spears song hit me one more time, we stank though
A Sniper Fart is when a person or "Sniper" passes gas silently amongst a group of people. The group of people (hereby referred to as "Targets") cannot tell who dealt the killing blow, but certainly know that someone has them in their cross hairs. A "kill" would be in reference to when the sniper takes a shot, and the target cannot identify the sniper, thus deemed a successful mission. A "miss" however, is when the sniper is identified by it's target(s), in turn, deeming this an unsuccessful mission.
Snipers should avoid the following: egg whites, Fibre One bars, coffee, etc.
Shooting Ranges: elevators, parks & playgrounds, family photos, etc.
**Footnote: no mission is completely unsuccessful if the smell is horrendous.
"Man what's that smell?"
"I don't know."
"Dude, did you just drop a Sniper Fart"
**Grins**
1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.
2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.
3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."
When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.
This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”
A fart that burns really bad; usually from eating hot cheetos.
Friend:Dude my fart hurt so bad!!
Me:Did you eat hot cheetos?
Friend:yea
Me:thats a cheeto fart
When you have a bubble fart (while sitting) trapped in your butt cheeks and you rock back and forth trying to pop it. Added bonus for it popping on your balls or clit.
I just had a huge Rocker fart that tickled my balls!!