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A Gorilla Tag Kid is a 3-13 year old kid who spends 400-500$ on a oculus headset just to play Gorilla Tag on it usually annoying and they think that being loud is funny. They believe everything they see on the internet. Get scared easily, parents think he is a mistake. they fake having long arms to scare people and get an ingame advantage.
Oh god this Gorilla tag kid is so annoying.
Gorilla tag kids are mistake made by the devil.
This gorilla tag kid is failing 3rd grade and should stop playing gorilla tag!
Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.
Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.
Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
The “Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower” is performed with your partner in bed. To do the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower your partner must stick a lighter in their anus as you hold a mouthful of ethanol in your cocksucker. Then, as your partner spreads their cheeks and flicks the lighter, you spit the ethanol out of your mouth, directed towards your partners anal cavity while beating your fists on your chest and testicles (as a sexually active Congolese Gorilla with a flamethrower would), thus performing the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower.
“Yo timmy, did you hear what happened? Norm and Dalani performed the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower and Norm ended up going to the hospital with burns on the inside of his anus!”
Whan a woman is performing analingus on a man in a Torrid dressing room in Gulfport Mississippi and she gets too aggressive causing the man to defecate a gorilla finger size turd into her mouth.
Sheila was eating my ass in a torrid dressing room, she got so into it that i shit into her mouth! I gave her a gulfport gorilla finger!
hairy gorrila #6122 is the god of rap
"have you heard of hairy gorilla #6122? hes the god of rap!!!"
When you get beaten by wet sand because your sister have a twin but you got confused so you fucked her dad.
"Yesterday I committed an Alaskan Icy Gorilla by mistake"