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The brown bush things on on top of Mr.Krab’s eyes. No one knows what they are called, but with my mind, I have decided that they are eyebrows.
SPONGE BOY ME BOB!!!!! Is this eyebrow hair on me eyes?
the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.
G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?
The indent you hair has when you wear a headset or headphones for too long.
Dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.
A humorous, historic unit of measure most often used to indicate a small variance in size, position, or spatial reference.
The width of a cunt hair as actually measured using a calibrated micrometer, typically ranges from .003" to .005" wide using the Imperial Standard, or .0762mm to .127mm Metric Standard.
The term is widely used and considered humorous among tradesmen, people in the military, or anyone wishing to express a small unit of measure or deviation from an established standard. The term cunt hair is also considered vulgar in many social situations where a familiarity or use of this expression is not common.
The term began as a humorous description at a time when measuring devices were crude and imprecise.
Until recently, the demarcation "cunt hair" had never been standardized. The new emerging standard measurement for a cunt hair is 1/64" Imperial.
This increment has been chosen to represent the term cunt hair because most often tradesmen will identify a "cunt hair" measurement as half the space between the 1/32" marks on their tape measure. It is also the smallest identifiable demarcation visible on a ruler or tape measure without the use magnifying aids. The case for this increment is further made by the abstract nature of pubic hair and it's inconsistencies of thickness. The humorous nature of this term, casual use and spontaneous reference negate the need for a scientific standard as it is never used for an actual documented measurement.
A sheet metal worker might say, "Move it a cunt hair to the left."
A carpenter would say, "Trim a cunt hair off that board and it will fit perfectly."
A sniper may indicate that "The shot missed by a cunt hair."
When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.
I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.
My roots are so grey I have covid hair.
A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.
What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.
When you expect a woman to be hot from behind or a distance based on her having the hair of someone attractive, but when you see her face she is not hot at all... A hair trap
from the back I thought she was hot but she was a total hair trap