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An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.
Enjoy and Semper Fi
Bartender may I have a delicious Orange Jordan
THE world biggest sexest cunt the world has ever seen she has tiny tits too
Miss Jordan is a sexest cunt
Kayla is a beautiful girl with a fat ass she gets all the niggas and got like hella hoes in her phone and she's not one to be played with cause she will slap a bitch.
Kayla Jordan fucks a lot of boys.
Jordan Blilie is one of the two vocalists of the now deceased band, 'The Blood Brothers'. He was featured throughout all of their albums, usually singing in a low, sexy voice or doing some pretty hard core screaming.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.
Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Boy to other boy: You're so thin! Like Jordan Blilie!
If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
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This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks
"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"
"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."
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A boy who plays for westfield boys club who has a rather odd addiction to cheese. Therefore is seen as cheezy
Jordan Trist, Cheesey Trist, Cheesey Puff, Team Cheezy and Chedder Cheese.
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When someone is giving someone such good head that they start doing the Jordan.
Girl #1: Do you make your boyfriend do dat Nicca Jordan?
Nate: Omg of course Keagan’s penis is so big
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